Sean Humor

Usually a humor of a sarcastic nature. It is hard to understand and is usually done at the expense of others. However if you understand it it makes some serious lulz.

Girl1:I think that guy just called me a lesbian.
Girl2:don't worry about it. It's just Sean Humor.
Girl1: Oh thanks!

sean taylor

a hard hitting feared safety that will be missed by sports fans everywhere. After being murdered at his home, wide recievers can breathe a little easier when the cross over the middle..a true legend to the game

player:what happened?
injured player:3 broken ribs...sean taylor messed me up

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A Sean Promise

Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise.

Don’t worry brother I’ll get him for you.
Liverpool is a small city, I bump into you footballers all the time. Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise

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Sean Hannity

A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.

Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.

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Sean Connery

Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.

Sean Connery thinks you're a fucking idiot.

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Sean Insannity

The imbecilic, dishonest Fox newscaster, who has lost his moral compass.

So you are saying Biden did not win their election. Are you trying to pull a Sean Insannity on me?

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Shiggity Sean

The most handsomest man in the whole entire universe of the world.

A.K.A. Sean McGuire (Tobey Maguire), Joe's brother

*Has bunches and bunches of hair

... I love him, very much a lot.

The most common uses of these sentences happen (mostly to me) while laying in bed at night.

"Oh, that one boy, Shiggity Sean, what a dreamy man. I can't wait to stare at him later... Oh, Shiggity Sean!!!"- Mom walks into bedroom asking if you are okay, you say yes, she leaves, and you keep fantasizing about the almighty Shiggity Sean.