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An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.
look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!
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A car that explodes.
Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.
Y’all ever just ford pinto?
He's sexier than Kate Upton. If you ever meet him your penis will explode from how manly he is.
I wish I could lick graham ford's ear.
A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.
I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!
A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass
Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.
When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.
NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.
"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"
This truck is a cross breed between a 89 ranger and some serious dispositions a freind may have twards his truck.
the Ranger label NOW reads ANGER due to serious beatings.
HAVE YOU SEEN FORD ANGER, well i have shit that truck sounds horrid, id be angry to. Take it to a muffler shop, i think your cat's cracked.
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