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1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)
2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)
3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)
4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)
5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)
6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"
Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.
Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.
April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.
Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.
Requis: What y'all talking about?
Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.
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A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.
I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.
Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.
Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.
When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.
"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."
Take a shit and lay it down along a girl's asscrack.
then you got the buns (the asschaps) and the patty (the piece of shit)
"Dude imma give her a chocolate hamburger"
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Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.
He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.
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