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A chill town in bergan county where 95% of the kids have a lot of money and the other 5% are pretty wealthy, too. Only half of them are stuck up and bratty, while the other half spend most of their time trying to avoid the brats. A lot of nice houses and cars can be found here. It's home to the Market Basket and FAMS, the middle school that used to be so cool but now sucks because of the gay 2004 8th graders... it's got a subway, a stop and shop, franklin lakes bagels, piazella, hallmark, and Ramapo Highschool, which FL shares with Wyckoff and some of Oakland. Pretty much, a boring town. Kids are called "flakers" and like to call it "flakes". A lot of the kids like to hang out in Ridgewood because it's so boring there.
"There's nothing to do in Franklin Lakes.. ever"
"That bitch in the Mercedes had to be from Franklin Lakes."
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Mountain Lakes is a wonderfully diverse community. It is a hilly suburb of NYC, that is filled with majestic lakes. If you happen to grace our streets in the fall, you will experience the most breathtaking autumn colors the northeast has to offer. It is the perfect place to park you car and gaze at the American Dream. The public school system is on par with the best private schools in the area. I attended Mountain Lakes in the early Noughties. In those days there was something of a social renaissance taking place within the halls of Mountain Lakes high school. The infamous “Nerd’s Revenge” that took place in the late nineties created equality amongst all subcultures. It was one vehicle named the Bosnianmobile that started a revolution, which would once again create a rift between the students. This decrepit piece of machinery forced segregation and single handedly cracked the foundation of equality the nerds of the nineties worked so hard to achieve. This is a public service message for all of those socially challenged students in ML who dream of equality to rise up once again and fight.
Mountain Lakes
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AKA Camp Blood.
The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.
He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
Jason hacked them up at Crystal Lake.
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The best place to live in the whole fucking world. School uniforms are Juicy sweatsuits and Louis Vuiton backpacks. Vodka and crystal run freely in the drinking fountains. Who cares it's Lake Oswego. Every student is a genius, and they aint no racists. They actually WORSHIP black people...the 2 that go to the school anyways. Every sport wins at everything...it's LO. The girls are dime. One person in the history of the school had sex...she died. The ecstasy and alc aint no problem if you know what I mean. You can best find kids running around with their nannies, tubing on the lake, or visiting a vacation home. Teenagers are driving around their range rovers and Hummers PAST nine oclock trying to find parties and getting MIPed. Standard procedure. You can find the LOPO around every street corner looking like they're busy doing something important. Well, usually they're scouting out dangerous speeders driving 2 or 3 miles per hour over the speed limit. The average GPA is 4.0. It's Lake Oswego aka LO...the shit.
Charles: Dude what are we gunna do tonight?
Ryan: I don't fuckin know I have to finish my calculus homework. Then we should like hit up Clarissa's party on the lake. I think she found the key to their wine cellar.
Charles: That stuff is expensive, dude.
Ryan: Um...it's fucking Lake Oswego.
Charles: Oh ya, fuck yes.
Example 2:
Claire: Did you hear about Lizy?
Madeline: what?
Claire: She made out with a black guy.
Madeline: nu uh.
Claire: seriously.
Madeline: oh my god. that's fucking amazing
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To piss out your ass into a toilet bowl creating the effect of a mud filled lake.
Dude, you got to come upstairs and check out the mud lake in my toilet.
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A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville
Man why are we going to paddock lake?
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if towns were like family members, Lake in the Hills, Illinois is like that little brother that used to be adorable, but now is going through that really awkward and fugly stage. No one cuts the kid slack anymore because his face is really chubby and his permanent teeth resemble a "battle of epic proportions". Lake in the Hills always has a grease stain on his shirt and a big chocolate smear on his upper lip. The little brat is always whining about "subsidiary tax impositions" and "anal seepage".
Me: "Crystal Lake has officially made Lake in the Hills her bitch."
Danny: "yeah, i read that in the Herald this morning"
Me: "You were reading while a-pounding Herald?"
Danny: "I had a little down time"
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