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When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head
A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...
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Person who wakes another person up with fellatio, cunnilingus, or anilingus.
If I have been good all week, every Friday morning, my girlfriend becomes my oral alarm clock.
A car that has lethal anti-theft deterrents. Like flamethrowers, shotguns, and poisoned needles.
Watch out man that jeep might have an african car alarm.
An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
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The alarm clock of the future.
Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!
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