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A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.
Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.
1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.
(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.
Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.
John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.
Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers
A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.
Ashton is an Anal Boy.
also know as diahreahha. when your anus no longer spits put logs, but spews a fountain of foul filth in an almost purely liquid state.
"Man i went to that shady Mexican resturaunt and had their burrito grande. It tasted okay, but I've been anal vomiting since!!!!"
The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc
The anal keef from that chick last night sure was exquisite.
Shells that go inside your anus
*inserts anal shells inside anus*