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A kickass Devo song from 1977, released on Stiff Records. It's filled with innuendo and became somewhat of a theme song for the label.
Did you hear that new Devo track on Stiff? It's called Be Stiff.
When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
I gave her a stiff kitty last night
Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale
A deli girl with a twisted mind.
Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies
Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY
Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.
Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.
To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.
"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."