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Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.
Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.
A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.
My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
The most retarded and spastic people to ever walk the planet
“Did you see Jeff doing that deadset spastic thing the other day?”
“Yeah mate, he’s an absolute O Blocker.”
Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.
Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain
Don't be a Master blocker
That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker
A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.
Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.