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National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.
Enjoy your National blow job day!
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The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ
Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day
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A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"
Typically when 2 of the opposite gender meet in a gas station bathroom and perform a blow job.
Yo me and Trish had a gas station blow job at a 7/11 on the side of I-95 South!
A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground
Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
Holy crap! You just got a blow job from hell!
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When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
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