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A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.
Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias
The act of urinating inside of a girl's ass, then have anal. your penis will have a slight smell of mango juice.
My girl was thirsty the other night. so i gave her Brazilian mango juice
Also known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider, this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might rip the skin.
After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
"So I went to Brazil, and met this chick at Carnivale, but I was so drunk that I couldn't get it up. Then, this spider bit me. I think it was called the Brazilian Boner Spider. Anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. It hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in Rome. After we finished, she left and I almost died. After 6 weeks in a dirty Brazilian hospital, I was finally able to come home. Now I can't get a boner any more. I'm thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my dick every time I'm ready to get it on."
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When going down on a woman she places her partner in a triangle choke(a ju jitsu move) and begins choking them out. During the choke out the partner begins eating her out and if she gets off before he passes out she lets go.
Dude! She got Brazilian Take Out last night and almost broke my neck.
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the act of ejaculating in a females ear so hard it makes her ear ring like the sound of a bee buzzing.
yah man, i left her smiling with an brazilian bee sting
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1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others
2. The act of shaving one's genital region
"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
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The act of maxing 1's balls with duck tape.
I'm gonna give u a Brazilian nut wax if you don't shut up.
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