An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.
Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.
someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers
Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.
bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.
Damn Nathan ;thats a bumper clad ting my brudda !
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.
All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.
When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars
After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.
As said by the Rockman in “The Point”; “A Point in every direction is the same as No Point at all”
Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!
When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook
Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall