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Bumper Sticker Mentality

An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.

Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.

by The Polish Grammarian October 19, 2015


bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers

Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

by vistaman May 04, 2008


bumper clad ting

bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.

Damn Nathan ;thats a bumper clad ting my brudda !

by HoskingBogii January 04, 2017


Mexican Bumper Sticker

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.

All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.

by Buck Fiesta May 12, 2011


Dirty Bumper Car

When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars

After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.

by Bob Combo November 15, 2010


bumper sticker activism

As said by the Rockman in “The Point”; “A Point in every direction is the same as No Point at all”

Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!

by pendraggon November 11, 2008


bumper sticker rape

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook

Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall

by Stankylegg March 31, 2009