Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.
Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.
My niggas: yeah boi
A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.
Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.
Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.
Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.
The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass
She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.
The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..