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Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much
She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.
Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe
dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.
When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.
Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine
The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
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An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'
I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!