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That one thing that you can never get for less than $300. Filthy scalpers, ya dumb cunts.
Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
BROOOOOOO U KNOW U OG SCHOOL BOREDOMINATOR IF U PLAYIN MINECRAFT CLAASICC!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Minecraft Classic
That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .
A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
wiggly classics used audio of greg dying and call is a mistake
classic rock is a genera of music from 1950's to 1970's. it is NOT gay 80's hair bands with stupid followers who dont even know a single alblum by their band of choice. my favorite band is Pink Flyod for their trulely revolutionary sounds. im 13 and like clasic rock cus every song is diferent & not about sex,drugs(rapers just sing about drtgs, & dont do them), and cutting in every song. also their is enough good clasic rock 2 have 1500+ songs on my iPod (not obsessed w/ vinyl).
note: i wrote this on my PSP so excuse spelling...
and gangsta dude...ur what i call an idiot
black guy- rap owns classic rock
me- eirik(yes its EIRIK) ur an oreo! his mom is white
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When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.
"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"
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The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed
Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!
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