Condom Counter

A girl that counts and keeps count of a guys condoms. She does this to see if she is the only one he is having sex with.

If a guy buys a pack of 3 condoms and uses one with a girl, that girl will keep count of how many condoms that guy should have left and try to trap him when the count doesn't match the total she has been keeping.

That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.

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broken condom

It means you're useless.

Clive acts like he's the goddamn juggernaut but the piece of shit broken condom always came in two seconds and couldn't finish the job.

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Busted Condom

A man with a shaved head wearing a turtleneck

"Damn, motherfucker, you look like a goddamned busted condom!"

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Dropping a Condom

1. The action of 'breaking the ice' in such a way that you embarrass yourself. Instead of opening up a conversation with you, it results in you being shunned from the conversation and being spoken about badly.

2. The act of preventing an argument by entering the conflict and yelling a profound and unnecessary statement. Can often result in you taking full brunt of both arguing parties rage...but also makes for an amusing story later on in the day.

3. Revealing a contraceptive at an inappropriate occasion, resulting in being disowned by the rest of the group.

4. Opposite of rape, as opposed to being ‘owned’ you own yourself for the better of mankind. Like taking a bullet 'Harrison Ford from The Fugitive Style'. Essentially, taking one for the team with no regard for your own reputation- dropping a condom.

Also: to drop a condom, dropped a condom

1. Wow...he took one for the team there; he really dropped a condom with that joke about dyslexics so I could get her number.

2. Stone: "Bite me"
Wim: "Bring it"
Peter: "I'm wearing your lesbian mothers' underwear!"
Wim And Stone pummel Peter to a pulp.
Toke: "Well, he certainly dropped a condom"

3. "More tea Ethel?"
"Why Thank you Eliza."
Michael *drops condom in teapot* "Wana shag?"
"Good grief Ethel....control your Grandson!"

4. What a guy...dropped a condom, raped himself, but look at all those innocent fools, ignorant of the fact that he saved their asses.

5. Dropping a condom on the situation.

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No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.

No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.

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Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

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Continental Condom

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

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