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Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.
This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.
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When your taking a crap, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the crap because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.
Guy 1: Does Jimmy ever take a dump?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's crap-shy so you cant hear him.
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Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.
This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.
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When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.
Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
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when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
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An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.
Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.
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most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.
"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?
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