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Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 16, 2024


nook the crook

A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.

Man my bank is worse than nook the crook!

by Clover172 January 12, 2024


Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."

Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.

by Roastedxx May 14, 2019


Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio June 01, 2020


crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022


crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 17, 2023


Burden of crooked smile

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.

"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."

by Crooked Smile FTC November 18, 2020