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The last thing you go through when you are alive.
This is also something you might have witnessed happen to someone else. Shit happens, man!
Death
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The excuse you use when you don't want to go to work
GUY FROM WORK: your husband wasn't here at work today >:(
WIFE: He is death
GUY FROM WORK: HECK NAH KEEP HIM HOME KEEP HIM HOME
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The eventually stop of movement of your blood cells and the end of the replication of your DNA.
Fatman died today, he played FFXI and ate until he burst... I am sorry for the chair he was in... his death will be celebrated..
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A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "
"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"
its when you see a bright annoying light. You head towards and realise that its some dead member of the beetles. And then you get caught in it and die again and then you realize you didn't die the first time it was just that you had not paid attention in gym classes personel hygene unit. Please people wash your hair and cut it.
oh my god that fat blob thats been playing counter strike (terrible game) for 4 monthes straight just drown in his long strings of greasy hair
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