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An artificial penis that can be used by two lesbos at the same time.
Butch and Femme sure had a great time with that double dildo last night.
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When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.
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The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.
Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...
Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.
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The PP-90M1 from Modern Warfare 3. The name is derived from the gun's magazine, which looks like a dildo. Coined by Xcal.
All that guy uses is the dildo gun. Try something else for once.
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The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"
"TMI. Wow WTF"
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A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.
Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.