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Discord Fighter

A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.

Person 1: "Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"

Person 2: "Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"

Person 3: "Nah Discord Fighters are dead games lol, just play Multiversus and save your $50 for something else."

by T64 August 2, 2022


discord fish

a way to express shock or utter disappointment

guy 1: hey i ran your kid over with my car sorry
guy 2: discord fish

by im sorry for submitting that February 26, 2022


Discord Mia

Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.

“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.

by December 31, 2021


Discord Executive

Weird people who mod people all day and act like they are the king.

Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.

by Akki1001 May 6, 2021


Nations Discord

a load of shit that people use to not talk about music for trap nation

phin: hey nations discord is perfectly fin-
everyone else: no its not

by So[U]L and Krom fucked me July 9, 2018


Discord ban

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house

me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021


Discord Memer

Guy who likes to make mom jokes, post memes 24/7 and never touches grass instead he touches moms like your mom. In short he sacrifices his life to entertain others

You are the best discord memer.Your memes are the best!

by ShawkHawk November 24, 2021