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1. A stuck upbitch or an arrogantpunk
2. A guy who inherited a HUGE wang
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waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.
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Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.
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A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social networks (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.
My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on Facebook today from people I don't remember.
WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.
Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!
Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!
Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.
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verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.
Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
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When one's ego isn't sufficient, he/she employs 2-3 members of their party to satisfy the need.
An individual states he/she looks ok; then back-up ego is initiated by member 1 beginning with loud clapping. Member 2 begins to state how god damn good looking he/she is, and member 3 backs up member 2 with repeated "yeahs"...
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A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.
Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?
Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!
Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.
Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?
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When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.
Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!
Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.
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