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(v) The Ultimate Sexual Experiance!
Starting with the anal posish..you houdini the chick while you simaltaniously donkey punch/pink sock her,then you strawberry shortcake her right after you have just dirty sanchezed the poor girl.And once you have just dirty sanchezed..you pickle & straw that trick.
And finally...when all is finished,you pull out a fat cleveland steamer right on the chest as she lies there helpless.
I nearly died last night from that magnificent mind explosion...o godddddd
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when awesomeness happens
guy 1: BOOM, explosion. i just did a 540 triple backflip gainer.
guy 2: woah....
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1.) Randomness
2.) To shit in a sack, and then hit someone across the face while making a "hi-ya" sound.
I gave my friend a karate explosion, he smelt like ass for weeks.
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When a 27 year old virgin performs fellatio on a guy, but due to poor education retention she insists upon using a banana flavored condom. She brings the condom. This action results in an explosion of banana flavored confusion for the male participant.
Guy 1: This 27 year old virgin went down on me last night. Weird thing, though, was that she used a banana flavored condom. Who wants to suck on a banana flavored cock?
Guy 2: A girl that wants a banana explosion.
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1. Unpredictable bowel movement usually accompanied by fierce groans.
--Almost always leaves your toilet in a state of no return.
--You will find yourself bracing your body against anything possible to put up a fight.
2. Eerie fluid that explodes out of your anus as if propelled by small amounts of C4. After effects include watery eyes and sighs of relief. Odors linger for hours.
When you have to poop so bad you can't even run to the toilet in fear of blowing out your britches. (It is recommended to take slow, small steps in precaution of explosive diaheria.)
When you finally get to the toilet, you may hesitate for a few seconds in fear of the explosive diaheria.
-Our bathroom will never be the same because of your repulsive, explosive diaheria. Fu*k, it smells like butt in here.
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when my ass tears a hole in the space time continium
i was sitting there, playing halo, with kevin, like i do all the time, even in my dreams, we were fighting these elites, and i was like orgasming from the intense combination of pleasure halo and kevin give me, my name is steve, oh and my ass exploded one time with diarrhea
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