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"And it happened just like that! I believe the French call it le flash."
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A rapper that made a hit song called to the top
Her:That dude jc flash got some really good music
Him:he really does
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The ultimate act of ass-kicking.
Person 1: Damn man, you just got Final Flashed!
Person 2: (dies)
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Noun: A form of methamphetamine or pseudomethamphetamine (see Meth) with a limited potency lifespan and usually requiring little time to cook.
Chameleon Dope and String Dope are popular forms of flash dope.
Let's go dig up the flash dope, Earl.
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Pioneered in early 2005, cockmaster flash is a derogatory term used in place of a proper name for an individual expressing all the traits of a cockmaster.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.
"Damnit, Cockmaster Flash won't leave Desirae alone."
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A Chuck flash is when you don't remember something your friends say is important, and they say ONE WORD or you see a picture, and suddenly you remember every detail of the incident. Called a Chuck flash because on the NBC show Chuck, the main character (Chuck) has a supercomputer in his brain, and all it takes to trigger a lot of important details in the supercomputer is a picture, or a name, or a face.
Jenny: Well, you know my favorite Disney movie right?
AJ: Uhm...gimme a hint?
Jenny: tick tock crocodile
AJ: -plays entire watch-swallowing crocodile scene from Peter Pan in mind- OH! Peter Pan! I just had a Chuck flash.
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To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.
Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."
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