Baking Donuts

Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)

Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.

Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.

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donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

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donut sex

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts

1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex

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bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

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Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

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orgasmic donut

a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm

odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?

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Donut Dome

A sexual deviance where in the male places a Krispy Kreme Donut down the shaft of his penis, then the female must proceed to perform oral sex on the male to attain the donut (without choking) and a little extra icing for fun.

You did what last night?

Ya Donut Dome dude- this girl had some weight on her.

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