The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
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In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."
"So, are you a fling wing driver or a fixed-wing assassin?"
The male equivalent of a 'cougar'
Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
one friendly word of advice, do not go camping in the middle of beantown on broken wings
A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.
Stephanie proclaimed her beetle wings start flapping every time she blow dries her bush.
First time sexual encounter with an Australian indigenous person is to gain your Gin wings.
'Dave gained his gin wings, with that aboriginal woman down the road'.