Disco Gash

When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab.

"Mate pulled this bird in Cardiff last night. Gorgeous she was, face, tits, legs, all perfect. But when I got her back to mine and pulled down her panties I was almost knocked out by her disco gash!"

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sweaty gash

female genitalia suffereing from persperation.

ive got a right sweaty gash bab.

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Gash Wind

Same as a fanny fart.

Air expelled from a vagina, sometimes whilst fucking and especialy with doggy style. Some women can do this at will such as my friend Michelle Handley who claims it displays great muscle control ! She can expell wind from her gash similar to a fanny fart, ie Gash Wind

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Gash Cache

gash cache

The female equivalent of "wank bank".

Usually, a visual knicker dampener that is stored to memory for retrieval later whilst masturbating.

Wow, he is fit... im gonna pop that in my "gash cache"...

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Gash Flow

A penurious period in which you are unable to spend any money because you're waiting on funds that people are due you. Gash Flow is an acronym of Gash (meaning rubbish or poor) and Cash Flow.

'Hey Stoz - you coming to the pub tonight?' 'Can't mate - I've got gash flow at the moment!

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salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality

"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"

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gash on a lash

1) A mistress or a "bit on the side".

2) Someone willng to accept a booty call.

Boris: Who's that then Scotsman?

Scotsman: She's my gash on a lash.

Boris: That's disguating Scotsman.

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