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bandwagon goggles

When you like something, especially underground comics or indie movies, only due to a sudden spike in its popularity. It's common to "have your bandwagon goggles removed" after said popular media is criticized and you realize that you don't really like it.

Guy #1: I was wearing my bandwagon goggles after Scott Pilgrim vs. The World came out and everyone went batshit over it.
Guy #2: I did the same thing with Watchmen until /co/ removed mine.

by Lithane August 15, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 8, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


goggle boy

An anime trend which describes a person who not only owns a pair of aviation goggles but also has vast amounts of hair which sticks out rather than hang down as well as acts as a leader in a group or multiple groups of people. In some cases they are also known to wear gloves.
The trend is not widely accepted in real life as most people either:
a) Fail to make the above qualifications.
b) Do not own an actual pair of aviation goggles.
c) Make it routine to get up every morning and put them on.

Tai Kamiya (in his early years) , Takato Matsuki, Davis Motomiya and Takuya Kanbara are all known as geing called "Goggle boy" by their friends/peers.

by John Ball (F/Sgt. Ball) January 31, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sperm Goggles

The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.

Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.
Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.

by Wood Dragon March 6, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


arab goggles

Put ones testicles over someones eyes

While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles

by Steven A Sayegh August 3, 2006

105๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.

Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.

by BigBoy65 October 22, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goggle Head

A nickname given to the goggle wearing leader in each season of Digimon.

"Taichi, Daisuke, Takato, and Takuya are all Goggle Heads."

by Jijimon July 26, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž