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A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"
"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.
Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
An expression one uses, usually when a someone is or tricked/ lied to when it comes to doing something.. or a person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest tactic, just like that one mf who scammed AECI 2 about having connections with the NFL.
Damn that nigga banduplulu lied about Tobey being in the shop, that Nigga is Get it, Got it
This nigga Hil said he was gonna get on and never did, nigga is Get it, Got it jr.
Someone worth knowing, and great to listen to, because they have something interesting to say on a variety of things.
You should meet her, you’d love talking to her... she’s got topic.
fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'
that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something
that laurens' most certainly got something!!
hes' definitely got something!!
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when you are absolutely going to have to do something, but don't have to do it yet.
"I'm about to got to pay the rent!"
"I'm about to got to hit the piñata!"
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