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1. The original "feminine napkin", i.e. a sanitary pad worn by a female inside her underwear during her menstrual cycle.
2. Not to be confused with the more modern version, essentially an absorbent "plug" or "cork" inserted into the vagina, e.g. a tampon.
Eeeeew! This room smells worse than a bucket of used Granny Rags!
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maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.
granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!
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When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
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one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.
"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"
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VERB- GETTING FISTED BY AN OVERWEIGHT OLD GRANNY NAMED SUE WHILE SHE WISTLES THE TUNE TO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW AND SHARTS(see sharts) ON YOUR FEET.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.
NASTY GUY:I helped your granny take in her groceries and before I knew it she pulled a nasty granny!
GRANDSON: Well, how was it?
NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!
GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!
NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...
GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!
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- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.
Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?
mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.
When you use grannies ashes as an ingredient in a bath bomb.
Grandpa sure did enjoy the Granny Bombs I made him this year.