hung Like Horse

Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)

Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse

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Hung like a Konnoh

This phrase...once thought to be part of a long dead language lost to humanity came into usage around the 10th of August 2005 after several college students made a startling discovering at a house party...The "Konnoh" in question is as advertised..."Hung"...and as witnessed by a farely startled few students this "Konnoh" roamed the houses grounds displaying his manhood to whom ever had the eye capacity to percieve it in all its glory...quotes from various sources circled the party like a game of chinese whispers..."like an arm holding an apple" was one of many examples...so to some up...being "Hung like a Konnoh" is to be endowed with very large penis...

Was that a human looking horse walking past with its cock out or is that dude just "Hung like a Konnoh"

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hung a curve ball

making a stupid comment leaving yourself open for a wise crack in return

John: That girl won't fuck nobody after me.
Bill: You were such a bad lay you turned her lezzie. . . sorry dude, I had to say that.
John: Hell, I hung a curve ball, you had to take me down town.

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Hung Like A Walrus

Having 3 foot genitals.

Dude, im hung like a walrus.

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Hung Like A Mule

To be hung like a mule, have you ever seen the size of a mule's unit?

Yo baby i'm hung like a mule.

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hung seventh grader

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult

"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."

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hung eighth grader

An eighth grader with a penis around 8" long. He will also have big balls.
Close to hung seventh grader but bigger in proportions.

Kelsey: Have you had sex with Michael?
Alexa: Yea, but he has a small dick.
Kelsey: Ahha thats funny.
Alexa: Try Jordan, he's a hung eighth grader.
Kelsey: I will. {Licks lips}

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