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When someone's attention is completely absorbed by whatever is happening on his or her iphone. Texting and apps such as Words with Friends may lead to a particularly impenetrable iphone zone.
Alex: Hey
Eric: ...(no response)
Marty: dude, don't worry about it. Eric is always in the iphone zone
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Apple's latest shitty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. A waste of space. It is basically an Iphone 5 made of plastic... At the same price as the Iphone 5. The Iphone family's retarded cousin.
Apple CEO: "Okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"
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A big useless phone made by apple, that alot of homos buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.
"That big black apple iphone is such a piece of shit"
"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"
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The incorrect way to spell/refer to a Samsung Galaxy S5
Alec: Have you seen the iPhone 6, it's completely new and innovative and not trying to compete with other superior phones at all!
Chris: Are you kidding me? The iPhone 6 is just an iPhone 5 that looks like a Samsung Galaxy S5
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"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.
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Top notch design this time around from Apple.
Hey Siri, am I ugly? Yes as ugly as your iphone 10!
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An iPhone 14, but instead of 14 it's 15.
John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
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