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Prostitute Sisters of South Point High
You might get an STD from the Trucker Children.
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Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
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A webcomic written by John Campbell. The characters are poorly drawn stick figures, while the storylne, surreal at points, follows the life of Gary, a miserable man working at a call company.
Many other characters exist, as well; Paul the ghost (who was, for a long period of time), the main protaginist of the series. Deceased as he was, and doomed to haunt earth as a ghost, he wore a sheet over him, to give him that "ghostly" look.
Jeremy was the antisocial roomate of Gary's, for some time, until he died. Then Paul haunted his body. So now he's Paul. Just so we're clear. If you see him on a strip, dont be all like 'HEY IT'S JEREMY". It's not. It's Paul.
There's a little girl called Maddy, daughter to Afsheen and Sara, and she is allergic to sunlight, so she often wears a pillowcase over her. She used to frequent the devil's tool, otherwise known as "the internet", but after being warned by Paul about the consequences, she has stopped. I guess. I don't know, I'm assuming that. Don't take my word for it. Go through 300 strips and figure it out for yourself.
Afsheen, and Sara. Together, a couple, the latter a cousin of Gary's. Allergic to metal and plastic, respectively. or the other way around. Not really sure.
The humor is mostly dark, and lacking a punchline, and reliable sources have confirmed that strips are often inspired by John's drug induced imagination.
Joking aside, it’s damn funny. You should check it out.
pictures for sad children john campbell
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The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.
Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”
A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags
KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children
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George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
Geroge W. Bush said, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" No George, they isn't.
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Game of feeding krills by throwing moths. The moth is often called kea, and the krill nes.
I found a new game, sky children of the light !
Look at this moth ! It'll make a good meal for sure !
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