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a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.
If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.
Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.
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when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway
"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"
"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"
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An awesome looking trench coat that gives you the ability to dodge bullets and see the matrix.
Nick: Dude! What is that?
Zach: It's my awesome neo jacket! Quick lets test it. SHOOT ME!
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my dog and I made a yellow jacket in the front yard
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A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.
"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"
"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."
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People who think they are cool and popular were this. Also they are gay
You where a leather jacket. Well stop
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Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.
Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.
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