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Knob cheese is then dairy product produced on a penis.
Note: this cheese is not from cows
Cameron: Hey man wassup
Dave Mustaine: Under my foreskin lays a large deposit of knob cheese.
Cameron: Indeed
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A stupid person whose only purpose is to waste oxygen. (See also douche bag)
"Get the hell out of my way, you fuck-knob!"
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Rubbing the knob of your cock on the clitoris in a back and fourth motion.
Sally grabbed my cock and just started knobbing the bird! She loved it!
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A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.
"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."
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Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
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Focus knobs are beastly as an avocado. YE WHO SAYS THIS NAME SHALL BE BLESSED BY AN AVOCADO SOME DAY
Avocado + focus knob equals ULTIMATE POWER
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