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When you have a phone or IPad in one hand and applause is required. You slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. Lap Clap
I had my phone in my left hand so I slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when Bill received his award. Lap claps come in handy.
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How Jason Derulo calls his whores.
Just Sit on my lap girl, ridin' comfortable....
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Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss
Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
ah I gotta go do some laps
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Upon shooting a monster load directly on a partners face, the male uses junk in a clockwise motion to soak up all love juice and insert said junk back into partners pie hole.
Oh man, I can't believe that girl I swooped at the club last night blew me in the bathroom and let me take a victory lap.
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Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.
"I'm having a shower"
"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"
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A rare way of kissing/snogging. Not many people use this way. They prefer sticking their tongues down the other person's throat.
I thought that she was going to do lip lap but she wanted to do tongues.
1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!
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A woman over 18 who dances and slides over your lap for money
Jlo is a Lap Top
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