Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.

Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

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Ur dad large lesbian

Even worse than the comeback "ur mom big gay"
Will most definitely destroy your opponent

Opponent: "ur mom gay"
Me: "ur dad lesbian"
Opponent: "UR MOM BIG GAY"
Me: "*pulls out trap card* YOUR DAD LARGE LESBIAN"

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Lil Large Beat Bars

Sick producer and fire raps (with bars)

Wow this beat is so sick. You got the Lil Large Beat Bars vibe.

A Large Satan eats u

A level in Happy Wheels, often causing people to laugh hysterically upon hearing its ridiculous name.

Friend: Oi m8 I'll play some happy wheels
Me: play "A Large Satan eats u"
Friend: *dies*

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large dark nipple people

A race from a far away planet, ruled by the invicible Wing-Blow, who was purposly taught wrong... as a joke. His nuts-to-fist style of martial arts is world renowed and feared.

"I rock... and roll... all day long. Sweet Suzy!"

"No! He will kill you like a small dog!"

"Oh God... again with the squeaky shoes!"

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Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis

Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none

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Large Game End With Cheese

This Extension to Game End Is a common order at the restaurant fortnite

"Uhh, Can I Get A Large Game End With Cheese, And Can i Get That Shit BONELESS"
"Yea, Shure, One LGEWC Please!"