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An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.
2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.
Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)
Toss the match already !?!
Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc
Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.
Richest guy in Singapore with multi millions properties.
Match Tan is the Realtor in Singapore who owns multi millions properties.
When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.
That is a numbers matching 63 Corvette..
Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!