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Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.
Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there
making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.
Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.
The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator
Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEEYA LATER.
A creamy condiment made from oil egg yolk and vinegar and lemon juice and various spices, and often an accomplice to sandwiches and salads
Mayonnaise or informally Mayo, A creamy condiment, beloved of all generations, especially among millennials and today’s youth
girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good
boy: woah woah woah woah