Compound word of half man, half amazing.
Word created by LeeAnna and Matthew.
A hybrid man who is infused with incredibly high levels of amazing. Often confused with an being from another planet.
" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."
Bawk bawk.
An instrument used by Patrick star
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
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"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
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When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.
Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.
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Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
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Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise
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