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An awesome little city that's fun to hang out in, whether it's at the mill pond (to see afro duck! :D) or the movies, you'll just enjoy it.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.
Person 1: Hey what town is this? It's pretty nice...
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.
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Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm
For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan
"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"
when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice
“me and my wife pulled a michigan marmalade last night”
“zesty”
The worst females you will ever come in contact with. They act very nice and trustworthy until they take your money and fuck your brother.
Chad: "hey man how are things with that Michigan girl going?"
Ron:"Not good, She left me, killed my dog, and sent me a video of her fucking my brother. I still love her though."
When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.
Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.
When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.
Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."
Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"
Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.
Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”