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A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.
Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
Your such a Mitchell Dunlop!
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One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
You are Mitchell Free.
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someone who has the body count of ten but they were all in switzerland so we don’t know them
Are you a top shagger? Yeah i’m a real Jamie Mitchell
To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee
"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"
An actual bitch. Don't even bother.
Mitchell Falcke, biggest weetard 2018.
Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.
Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.
Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.
You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.
Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie and Mitchell example
Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating”
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”
Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel”
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.