Random
Source Code
Random
Sex first thing in the morning.
Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.
A Morning Kill is basically when you had Morning Sex.
"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim
Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.
Molina has a morning cigar every morning.
A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.
I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!
When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.
First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.
When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!