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a person also known as a sissy boy who needs to not be a pussy and play darksouls 3.
person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
A being of pure power. Riches rain down from the heavens upon these creatures of majesty. The ruler above all.
A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.
"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."
A cat that's only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, bite, and to make you life as hard as possible by sleeping in the middle of the bed.
MOM MORRIS IS BEING A DILDO AGAIN
Is a man of class. He is intellectually on another level compared to most other peasants out there. From a relatively young age he became very self aware. He is sort of a philosopher, always trying to do the right thing and seeking meaning in life. He is also interested in science, understanding our universe and what things that may lie beyond our reach. He only wants to do man good. But man is not always good to him. He sometimes doubt whether or mankind should cease to exist or not. But he remembers to think that not everyone is bad.
As a person he is a guy you would want to be around. Loyalty is honor to him. Be loyal to him and he will undoubtedly show loyalty towards you. Trust is something that must be gained and that means that both sides must have the courage to show their weak sides. Morris has been backstabbed so many times that he has formed a hard shell to protect himself from people that wants to hurt him. Therefor he has trust issues and could be a bit harder to crack open I suppose.
Once getting to know him you will see that he is the kindest human being alive.
Morris is a name
example: His name is Morris