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myspace is a networking tool that sucks and is full of emos
die di3 die cunts die what ther fuck are you doing at myspace you sad emo cunt go cut yourserlf bastard/
if you have a myspace i hope you die...in a car crash....with a bus...full of explosives....and clowns.
bastards...
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Myspace is something that people do when they are to lazy to get their fat asses up out of their seats and out of their house and hang out with their friends in real life.
I have a boyfriend on myspace but i havent actually met him yet. Hes really hot but his cock is bigger than mine.
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A great networking tool for business if you can ween through the scenester kids and emo screamers.
1: "myspace sucks"
2: "It can if you're there for a fake social life. But sell something and see your sales soar."
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all these people talk about myspace being all about stalkers and girls to act slutty but not all people on myspace are doing that. The very people downtalking it are the people who are social outcasts and hate people who have friends. I personally use myspace but its not something that ive become addicted to. Its just a way to talk and interact with friends. And now myspace is becoming so mainstream. Its been around for a long time and just now are telivision stations and radio shows starting to spoof it and talk about how dangerous it can be for teens to get abducted and raped. So dont knock myspace untill youve tried it for a decent while dont start a page and then quit quickly because its too "stupid" for you
Myspace is mad sweet,"did you see the pic of me and you at the party."
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the world's number one source of stalkers
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-
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The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
Myspace Whore: "oMgLyKiHaVEa MySPAce! PlzpLzpLzzzzzGoCmmT"
Human: Ew. Myspace. *runs*
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myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
OMG! You look sooo hawt on myspace! Lets meet IRL!
New pic cmmnts? i have so many friends!
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