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When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
Reporter: Mr.Wray, what would be the worst situation currently?
Mr.Wray: Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump
Reporter: Excuse Me?
Random Guy In the Crowd" A BIG ASS EXPLOSION!
A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??
see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)
Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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when you get so pissed off you just lose all sentience and seethe until you look like a rabid dog
(reaches nuclear rage)
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A person who burps a lot when sleeping from eating to much food off of a fork
Bill went to a diner and came back with a nuclear fork
One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...