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The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.
Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.
During intercourse, you balance your partner on your penis and spin them like a helicopter.
“Dude… chicks love the Oklahoma spin cycle.”
A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.
Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.
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THE University in the State of Oklahoma that doesn't have a bandwagon for its fans.
Im a "bleed orange" fan of Oklahoma State University ... unlike the "gooners", we don't jump a bandwagon!
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An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.
My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).
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the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.
"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"
"what do you mean???"
"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
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Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.
That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.
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