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casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 2, 2011

162๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch time

psychotherapy

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.

by FunNun July 24, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


couch college

online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid.

Most universities offer online school. If you don't have a desk, you are in couch college.

by sposdo November 15, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stone Couch

An unofficial landmark for kids in the Hazleton area of Anthracite Coal Region, consisting of a formation of rocks resembling a couch. It is located east of Hazleton, and south of Eckley Miner's Village Historic Site & Museum.
The Stone Couch appears to be man-made, but the culture that manufactured it is unknown. It is purportedly haunted, but no proof by local paranormal investigators have turned up any evidence.
Local legend says that if you sit on it once, you get scratched. Twice you sit on it, something bad happens to somebody close to you. Thrice you sit on it, you die.

The Stone Couch isn't scary at all, but just plain queer. The worst that can happen, is you waste a tank of gas looking for it.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 20, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


couch surfer

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad

After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.

by T March 16, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


couch hopping

1. staying at a different house or apartment everyday or every few days while looking for a place to live

2. staying at someones house, mooching until you wear out your welcome, then moving on to another person's house

I haven't found a place to live yet, so I stuck all my stuff in storage and I'm pretty much couch hopping for now.

by yon_sved September 22, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


couch rice

A lazy asian couch potato

Look at him he is such a couch rice

by Kabcam December 15, 2018