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a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing
If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean
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Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
Sex with a prostitute
Tom.
How much did she charge for sex,
Chad
£30
Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,
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would not be a myth if guys acknowledged the clitoris
-maybe if you don't want me to fake my female orgasms make me come for real man
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When your about to make huge explosion and the cum blast is like a chopper with a thousand rounds
Last night my orgasm gun went off and the next morning my wife looked like a soldier in cumouflage
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The feeling of awful guilt after making a terrible decision while being horny. The orgasm is like a switch that makes you realize that you just totally screwed up
Joe: Dude I totally took this drunk chick home last night!
Fred: Did you have fun?
Joe: It was freakin awesome until I came... then... well..
Fred: Ah... you got orgasm guilt from bangin a drunk chick..
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When a particular player pulls of an extremely lucky and/or skillful final-kill in any first-person shooter (specifically titles such as Call of Duty) and all participating players within the match go ape-shit crazy and scream or shout in a mixture of surprise, awe and/or disbelief upon seeing the video play-back, straight into their microphones all at once to the point the garbled mixture of sound and voices turns into what sounds like an orgasm.
Definition may not necessarily apply to said video game title exclusively, and can be attributed for use in similar situations in any other competitive multi-player video game.
*Throwing knife strikes an opponent across the map, the match ends in the thrower's favor*
Thrower: "Huh? Oh...OH MY GOD...OOOHHH! OH MY FUCKING GOD-"
Team Member 1: "OOHHHH, HOLY SHI-
Team Member 2: WOOAH!, OOHHHH!
Opponent Team Member 1: "-MY FUCKING GOD! HE HIT IT-"
Thrower: "-MOM, GET THE CAMERA! MUMMEH! MUMMEH! MUMEEEHH!
Video Sample of Killcam orgasm: watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E
-Sample for other multiplayer video-games-
Player 1: Happy feet, WOMBO COMBO-
Player 2: That aint falco...
Player 1: That aint fal- OH OHH, OHHHH!
Player 2: OHHHH! OOHHHHH!
Audience/Spectator(s): OHHHH! MY GOD!
Player 1: OHHHH! OOHHHHH!
Player 1: WHERE YOU AT!!?? WHERE YOU AT!!??? WHERE YOU AT!!??? OHHHH, OH MY GOD-"
Audience/Spectator(s): WOOMMBO COMMBO!
Video Sample of Killcam orgasm: watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4