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sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed
BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*
BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*
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Someone who is dressed fancy or act in a fancy matter. usually accompinied by a "Mr." prefix.
We need to return your tuxedo tomorrow Mr. fancy pants.
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Someone who is extremely laggy, having a poor and unreliable internet connection. See lag.
Once you are given the title of laggy pants you will keep it. Forever. And you will be blamed for everyone else's lags even if you're not the one who caused them. This applies to Xbox Live only.
ian anarchy is the original laggy pants.
When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it
Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!
1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.
2. Pants that fit awkwardly.
1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...
Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.
"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."
The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning