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The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
When a car occupying every lane of a highway is traveling at the same speed (under the speed limit) preventing you from passing
Mike: dude when are you gonna get here, you're already late!
Adam: I know man, I'm caught behind a Pennsylvania Dragrace
a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
When you or a lover insert gravel into the anus then ram it hard with a large black rubber dildo at speed
While sweeping gravel off the driveway we decided to recycle said gravel by enjoying a Pennsylvania pothole.
The act of stuffing your partner's anal cavity with copious amounts of cocaine while fucking their ass then you take your shitty coke covered dick and throat fuck her to cumpletion.
I know you enjoy giving your girl the Pennsylvania Snow Plow, but did you have to use all the cocaine?
The act of inserting a much smaller dick into your own dick and then lightly battering and frying it.
Gene performed a really impressive Pennsylvania corndog the other day. Go Gene!
When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.
Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?
Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation